About Miss Epiphany’s Kinks

Kinks I love: humiliation, spanking and domestic discipline (especially OTK, barehanded/with gloves, or hair brush paddles), roleplay, shoe, boot, and foot worship, CBT, ABDL, golden showers and messier endeavors, bondage, impact play, pegging, fisting, plugs, sounding, stockings, pantyhose, nylons, gloves, emotional and/or physical sadism, bullying, human furniture, cuckolding… The list literally goes on and on. I love getting in people’s heads, being granted access to them, hitting the notes that make the world slip away until there is only what we’ve created.

Kink Limits: I don't do suspension bondage or singletail whipping, as I am not trained and don't have the equipment for it. No wrestling scenes. I don't do any kind of racialized humiliation or race play. Blackmail is limited strictly to in-appointment roleplay. No intentional vomit.

Other things about Miss Epiphany

Laughing and enjoying life’s comforts and indulgences are top priorities for me. Whether it’s the luxury of lingerie and fine dining or the smaller joys of fuzzy socks and little treats like boba, it’s important to me to make time for and appreciate all the wonders this world can offer. The freedom to rest and relax is tantamount to a religious practice for me. I truly believe that the combination of resting, pursuing my interests, and spending time with people in my life are integral to my life and wellbeing, and I structure my life accordingly.

My interests range from the artistic to the inane to the scientific - spending time at a museum, playing video games, learning more about rocks and geology and checking out mineral or fossil displays are all activities I pursue. I also love travel, and have travel plans in mind for several places. I love to read, and a favorite vacation activity is reading a book all in one sitting!

I’m a polyamorous bisexual woman. I’m married and have several long term partners and casual kink play partners. I enjoy play parties and other private and semi-private kink settings. If you’re involved with the local twin cities kink community, you may occasionally see me at a munch, party, or other event. Do feel free to say hello and introduce yourself if you see me in one of those kink specific settings!

You might see my sub in videos or pictures with me. Please remember that what happens in my videos is not necessarily available in an appointment with me.

Favorite Foods - I’m a pescetarian!

Dark chocolate, boba, hummus, dolma, pistachios, cashews, pecans, pumpkin bread, ramen, gyoza, stir fried vegetables, roasted brussel sprouts, strawberries, blackberries, raspberries, pickles of all sorts, jalapeño chips and other spicy chips, coffee, herbal teas, olives, cheeses (vegan cheeses too), curry lentils, palak paneer, tacos, Francis Burgers (local vegan restaurant)

Likes

Boba, gifts, shoes, good food, cartoons, comics, anime, reading, video games, board games, ttrpg, getting lots of sleep, baths, makeup, perfume, swimming, picnics, advocating for a better life for all

Dislikes

Ketchup, ranch, Taylor Swift, people who don’t follow directions when setting up an appointment, Starbucks, Amazon, using generative AI or LLMs, birthday cake flavor ice cream, mint chocolate chip ice cream, sprinkles (even though aesthetically I find them adorable), Chick-fil-A (no corporation is perfect, but they go out of their way to donate to “conversion therapy” which is literally torture)

Rates for Play Appointments:

First hour: $400. Per hour after that: $310. Half an hour (after the first hour): $170. A half hour disciplinary session is $250 and still requires a deposit and a covid test just like other sessions.

Potential upcharges: +$100 my scat. +$50 your scat (including messy diapers). +$200 for “forced” bi, cuckold, and/or duo Mommy Daddy session with Alex Knight. + rates of any other people I work with for other duos.